+ There is nothing good to watch on my TV in the mornings.
All there is to watch is teleshopping. GAY.
So I lie in bed watching these petite, toned women saying how they were super fat but now their super sexayyy figure is all thanks to the FatBlaster or some aluminium ball that you're meant to spin around which will supposedly give you amazing arms and abs.
Or, there are these 65 year old women who thank these skin care products for their wrinkle-free faces. No darling, you've had botox and we can all tell.
Please, get something decent to watch in the mornings.